acrocalypse:

dream date:

take me to the mall

give me $2000 

leave

turklet:

i currently have a crush on 94 people at the same time 

netlfix:

in all my years i have never finished a pencil

joshvadun:

wait, bastille is also a band????? i’ve just been fangirling over this old ass french prison the whole time smh

ereri-is-love-ereri-is-life:

adventuretitan:

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monobeartheater:

micdotcom:

Astronauts just found life in space, we kid you not

Russian cosmonauts have discovered something remarkable clinging to the outside of the International Space Station: living organisms.

Results of the experiment are absolutely unique" | Follow micdotcom

yooooOOOOOOY OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HERE WE GO THERE IT IS HERE WE GOOOO IT ALL BEGINS HERE ITS HERE THIS IS IT THIS IS THE BEGINNING BRING ON MY MASS EFFECT FUTURE

OH YES

hahahaha, i wonder if they were in the atmosphere?

Everyone wants to see intelligent aliens but idk man I have a feeling they will look even more terrifying than what’s at the bottom of the ocean lets just let them be

gelatins:

by day i am just a regular loser, by night i am the same loser only it’s nighttime

gelatins:

by day i am just a regular loser, by night i am the same loser only it’s nighttime

sowwy:

I look cute right now my camera just doesn’t understand

guys: uh why do girls care so much about being skinny? it's so annoying
guys: ew fat chicks
guys: why do girls care so much about shopping and romance and nail polish lol so annoying
guys: ew crazy butch lesbian manly feminazis why can't they act more feminine lol
guys: why do girls wear makeup they look so much better without it
guys: oh i'm so sorry are you sick? tired? dying?
guys: haha girls suck at math/science/sports
guys: a girl who does math/science/sports? well? get back in the kitchen that shits not gonna get you a husband
guys: why are girls so sensitive when we look at their boobs or something c'mon with that top you're asking for it
guys: oh my god a gay guy just hit on me how fucking disgusting what a creeper doesn't he have any boundaries?

cooldadgang:

ripping out someone one’s headphones is the 8th deadly sin